The Only Hand in the Kitchen

Hey Kev.

It's me, Bubbo, your pa. Im sorry for missing last Christmas, i was in the middle of the ocean trying to catch the Kraken. And you wouldnt belive me! I did!....

But then he caught my arm and took it with him....or her.

Either way, since then i retiered, i eeded money so i started a restaurant.You wont belive the adventures i had being the only one there, working with my only hand.

Please find attached plane tickets to come to my restaurant, hope to see you soon.

Love

Pa

P.D. Dont worry Kev, i WILL be there this Christmas, i have a surprise for you. I hope that by the time im there you arent in the naughty list, that would be bad. Really bad.

Okay buh bye

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