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Dear users, if you use drugs, then this is the game for you. Before The game should be a drug, wait, start the game and just get pleasure... Sometimes you hear evil phrases like "THIS WORLD BELONGS to ME". In addition, the game tries to depict the sounds of lightning, flight and something else, it's something... From different parts of the screen on you will fly transparent devils, which you have to demolish your drug rush, and in parallel to this you will fly the black infernal, which will wave laser swords. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST LEVEL. For This game there is an addition to the new levels and in the game I am sure of these levels abound, I was on the first level could not leave, too much he took me!!!! This is what wonderful games do under narcotic intoxication for those who love drugs! In Sum, the game deserves the title of GAME OF YEAR EDITION, 10 Antonov Logvinovyh of 10. Be sure to buy it for 15 rubles and feel the full power of Satan:*
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Goodbye brain, I don't need you anymore...
My Friends, it's a tin. I can't describe what happened to my brain, because it was sexually violent. Never before has my brain been so actively gnawing at the cranial box and trying to escape away. Never has my face been warped for so long. Never have I been standing under a cold shower for so long, trying to forget what might await you all...
So, The Renegades of Orion (2.0 is the amount of vodka required for its passage).
What was so wrong with the Traitors of Orion that they got to take into account: to be like Senobami of X/F "Risen from Hell"? I do not know. As I do not know why this game was able not only to see the light, but also to get off through greenlight. It'S not important. Starting the game, remember: You start sitting at the computer, and finish in a soft white room with hands behind your back.
I could not catch the plot of the game, because most of the time I spent studying the inscription on the bottom of the harvested bucket, so as not to stain the floor. My eyes unfolded at 180 degrees and tried to hide behind the cerebellum. But I, as a true connoisseur of games of this genre, could not allow them to avoid what I experienced. You play for some kind of mercury. Naked. No hair. No face. No sense... All you have to do is randomly beat the keys, hoping to make at least some useful combination that can kill the enemy. Enemies here of course elite... The Graphics, of course, under become story... I couldn't get through this torture. I left her running and waited three hours to wait for her to get into a black hole. Wait: 3 cards dropped, attention, 90 RUBLES! After Paying Another 55 I skaftil the badge and know what? I fell the background for 155 rubles. As? Why? Why is this miserable game giving such priceless buns?
So, summing up and holding the vomit mass, we will highlight the pros and cons:-The Whole game in general-Unreal control-the Plot? Hahahaha, do not make me laugh-will Suit those who have no money to persist-Leaves scars on the heart and a hole in the Brain + Despite the listed cons, there is this toy giant plus, namely-it can bring you income! Having Bought the game on a discount coupon for 26 rubles, I got 3 cards, the total cost of 90 rubles. You can sell them, and you can pay another 55 and scrap the badge, for which fall out unhily background picture, in addition, and for 155 rubles. + Smiley at a price, within reasonable.