The Snowman (Sorta) endless runner

This is a story about--

hey, wait. Why should I give you a story for this? It doesn't even need one!

What? What do you mean I'm supposed to tell people about the game in the description? There's literally instructions in the game!

*Sigh*, okay.

You control a Snowman-like character as it wanders through a pre-constructed maze of thingsthatreallyhurt(tm). You fight towards an unknown end goal, but how should I know what that end goal is? I'm just the developer!

Also, please don't comment about the music, yes, I know that it does a weird skippy-thingy, I don't know how to fix that (yet). Just ignore it or mute if it gets annoying.