The Superfluous achievements

33.33%
Fisher of fish
Tons of fish sticks!
33.33%
Now your gear is super sticky
You'll feel bad when you get to the end of the game.
33.33%
Master Turtle Killer
Turtles are ugly. You must think so.
33.33%
You make death look easy
Really really easy.
33.33%
Congrats you have a friend!
You have a real live friend! You are now in the top %1 of gamers.
33.33%
Pinch Pinch
Don't be so Crabby.
33.33%
You have become death
Wow. Seriously proud of your commitment.
66.67%
You are getting better at dying
I knew you could do it.
66.67%
Bat Swatter
Dang things don't stop coming.
100.00%
You are a rookie at dying
Don't worry you'll get better. I promise.