The Wardrobe achievements

Your weight is a lie

You're a real Zen master

Someone here has a couple of screws loose

John Titor would be proud of you

You have a good eye for a guy with no sockets

Here you go, some friendliness pellets

Do you want some clomipramine?

Hey! Catch your breath, mate

Drunk Skinny

Van Halen, I fear you not

AAA

That was a bad idea, my friend