The Wrong Car

A flat-ISH-game. Choose your vehicle and race to the end of the track in this action-packed roadstravaganza! With helpful suggestions and PROTIP GUIDANCE from the game itself, select your ideal asphalt-churning avatar and WIN WIN WIN!

(TW) Essentialism and Language

"Virility! Icebergs! Lightning!" -- Reviewer Summary
"Rather UBER" -- A friend named Olivia
"How to build relationships with Snake People" -- ???

This game functions as intended.