There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015 achievements

While the speaker is moving around, press it within 3 seconds.

I was expecting a word, you know, something that makes sense. But you think you’re smart.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

Use the metal crate to bounce one of the letters from the title up and down 10 times in a row without letting it hit the ground.

You made the right choice.

Break all the bricks before the program says "Goat."

You made the right choice.