Think of the Children achievements

Lose the game in less then 20 seconds

Finish the story solo.

Get an A+ on the Ocean level.

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

Throw the same child 10 times in a row.

Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.

Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.

Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!

Finish the story with two or more players.