Think of the Children achievements

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

Throw the same child 10 times in a row.

Get an A+ on the Final level.

Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.

Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.

Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!

Finish the story with two or more players.

Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.