Three Drunk, Pissed–Off Frogs

The only visual novel that relies on frogs existing, “Three Drunk, Pissed-Off Frogs” tells of an asshole wizard, a fatass fighter, and a slimy ratboy as they slowly starve in the ocean after a disastrous pubstomp in Frogeport.

Along the way they sing “The Cuck’s Sonata”, have gold and whores fall from the sky, suck each other’s energy off, drink suicide booze, and discover the power of love and friendship as they go back for a decent goddamn Caesar.

FEATURES:

• Over 9,000 words of tired and emotional amphibians!
• One whole ending! You don’t have to think!
• At least two backgrounds!
• Over three types of frog!
• A zero–meme guarantee!
• An all–male beefcake cast!
• Gay developers! (alright, one’s half–gay)
• Good for the kids!
• It’s public domain!

CREDITS:

Froge: Writing, directing, being solicited, holding the line.

SheepishGamer: Spending three straight days programming and drawing.

CREATED: For Frog Jam 2017!