Three Heroes reviews

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Microsoft from Russian dried Red sun, Silent in the forest of the deaf-It went out to have fun in the pole of Our Russian heroes! Here Ilusha is slightly disassembled, And Dobrynia already here as here, Now Alyosha is slightly pasted over, And will come to enemies all kapat! You don't brag, buddy, with your power, so you don't have To whine. We Will fight for the envy of the beautiful, we Smash your half-axle! Only The wives are very anxious, But we have repeatedly said to them: Let The enemies multiply a hundred times, We will merge them into the nostrils of kerosene! Heroic power behind the songs, is Not visible to us as seen yet. We will act on the circumstances If it comes out, give the cuff! What are you, demons, a handful? Have you Been bored in our land? It would be Good to gain you experience To start at least in a fitness mug!
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Mother Rus Suffers. The mill of her slender full-breasted Yes Shirokobedryj robber warts Was Covered. Committed covetous of unconsumed vile: apple-trees are eaten, maidens are sinful and economic development is hindered. And Many of this trash are slanting, lame, and some are just too insolent, but can not the people of the Russian rebuff to give. For Patient The people Russian and many-merciful, waits a boot bogatyr that for a cause to take. And even better, let the Bogatyri with it managed. For Their work is so, about the Motherland to think! There are our heroes: Ilya from Murom, Dobrynya from Nikitić and Alyosha, and from where he did not say. They get Along as friends of the bosom and substitute each other as Michael, Trevor and Franklin from a fairy tale overseas. However, you will burn your buttocks from the management of good youth, for originally shoots Sly Alexey and courageous jumps on the globe Dostrynya, giving to the will of wind and gravity body its beautiful. So you will be saved more often by hand, for the game is old Russian and Orthodox. Guslars, who delight in hearing, want to reward 10 gold, because not many are so hardy to play one beautiful melody. The Fence and light are scattered reliably, in a moment the telescopes of the enemies pierced. The Last fly to the distance and embrace the cheese ground beyond the horizon. Let the robbers understand that the silhouette of Bogatyr is a mass-drying, multiplied by the acceleration. A Joke Pribautkoj own Bogatyri not worse than the weapon improvised, and it is used skillfully, morally humiliating enemies and good listeners of a cheerful tummy. Famously will walk our heroes across the criminal network, synchronize all the towers and go to the main villain Mzdoimsa and Dollar Schemator Rahmat Odikhmagievich 1574 year of birth. To release his vile mouth from his teeth forever. Here is the tale of the end, and who listened went bought, if not yet did not to be a monster trash.