Toilet Paper Panic

Defend your hoard in this new pulse-pounding title, crafted especially for a new terrifying day and age.

Storyline

Everyone's run out and bought all the toilet paper in a panic, and you're sitting on the last supply in a thousand miles! Now everyone's desperate to get something to wipe with, and some of them have stooped to trying to steal from you! Grab your trusty AR-15 and exercise your Second Amendment rights on those thieves!

Features

• Shooting-gallery FPS gameplay
• FPS counter (enable through config file hack)
• Both 2D and 3D graphics
• Beer
• A lot of toilet paper
• FMV cutscenes, the best part of 90s games
• It breaks horribly if you noclip out of the building (it's not a bug if I put it in the feature list - Ed)
• Day/night cycle

Disclaimer

This game was made in two days for April Fools, so don't take it too seriously. It is a real game, though, and fun to play if I do say so myself.