Total War: WARHAMMER reviews

My one negative is the lack of a story. They could have turned the whole chaos thing into a grand epic but instead of get a "Baby's First Book". That aside, the gameplay is rather quite enjoyable.

Date Completed: 2021-03-01
Playtime: 77h (Failed around turn 90, 2nd time completed the long campaign)
Enjoyment: 9/10
Recommendation: I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it.
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---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Human ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significan t brain usage ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Sto ry? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovley ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Unfortunately, I have to say that Warhammer Is the weakest Part of the Total War franchise since Empire. Why? Well, the Graphics and Setting may excite Warhammer fans-because for them the Game was made, and for them it's also recommended. For strategy Game Lovers of the House Total War, on the other hand, it is a Disappointment, since the whole Game is not Progress, but a strong Simplification of the game's Events so far. -There are no more Foods. Money is the Only thing to worry about-The Building Coes are straight and extremely boring-The Units on the Battlefield no longer know any Formations-The Technology trees are a lame Joke, as are the hero enhancements fixing sieges Pure Frontal Attacks on a small Section where the Defender has little Chance (especially as a Vamper lord. These have no Remote combat Units). Battles for the Cities that have no fortress Walls no longer Exist, these are now a mere Field Battle. -There are no more unit upgrades to "heavy" the Game is still far too easy; It only takes a few Hours to win with a Faction. In the End, on the other hand, there is not even a Video Sequence ... Even if the individual Factions are lovingly and differently than ever before, the graphics are excellent, and the Chaos or Vampire Corupption is visibly displayed on the Strategy map, the Game remains a rough Simplification for Strategy fans And therefore Disappointment. It seems more like a nasty simplified "Attila" at fantasy level, saving at all Corners. Add To that the Fantasy Price of €60s' with essential Peoples as evil DLC Rip-offs that are missing! For the rest, I can only join this Video, which also gives a visual Impression, and offers more Comparisons to previous Total War Games, and shows that Warhamer is making no Progress in barely a Point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3U1PT4y-wQ
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