Tourists Kidnapped a Little Bear reviews

O gods Valviens, hear my prayer rising to you. Give us a neutral evaluation opportunity because I am weary, weary of hesitating without stopping between the blue thumb and the Red thumb. By your fault, I will soon end up taking myself for neo, hesing to make this crucial choice that will determine his future life. Anyway, you will have understood me reader, I evaluate this game of a neutral thumb. It is neither good nor bad, it is passable. Like my BAC a few years ago already. Let us dwell to begin this review on its main strength, that is, its title. Yes, I'm sure you, too, dared a little smile by discovering this atypical phrase. Or you're a cold, emotionally dead man. Which is your most absolute right. I'm not judging you. I confess to having looked at this game mainly for this reason. Well, what? It's not good to spend IRL money to get frothed with virtual friends with a comic game title? At the level of the body of the beast (the bear in this case and with an "e" Please, because it is a MOM, she does not have spaghetti), it's the miAM-like hotline. A good copy-pasted of families. If you do not know this title, I enjoin you one, to go see what it returns and two, to acquire it because it is good cam as would say Silas & Jamal. It is necessary to kill as soon as possible before an allotted time, the individuals present on the level and who return randomly while avoiding moult traps. The graphics are passable, it's not ugly but it's not transcendent either. The music has no originality and will not remain in your memoirs. Okay, negative points now. The most interesting for you as for me. The cutscenes supposed to "explain" the story do everything, except for what they were conceived of. Frankly, without the summary on the page of the store with Mama bear who will save her little, I would have been unable to give you the pitch... Cutscenes are not already cinematics since they are drawings. Drawings apparently drawn by a three-year-old child. Even I who am a Quiche in drawing, I surpasses their (shabby) illustrations. Moreover, if the developer of the game understands French and read this evaluation, I tell him that I am available for a CDD in the creation of cutscenes. I have already done a rather successful draft so feel free to me MP Mister: http://sketchtoy.com/67989306. In short, all this to say that failing to be original, at least it passes the time (45 minutes in easy mode, yes yes I am a weak), gives steam cards and owns 173 steam achievements which are totally unknown how to unlock them. Finally, those I do not already have, a little less than half. Maybe by finishing the game in normal and hard. Ah and I forgot, I know that normally I illustrate my evaluation by screenshots but impossible to take in game. > _ < "For the 50 cents it's worth on promotion, it's to buy. Did you like this evaluation? Find others by joining our editorial group: we prefer them cold.