You can now go outside and t-pose in public as a tree repeating the phrase "Tree" over and over.
Some say the tree is not mightier than the storm, but the tree is the storm.
Do you even tree bro? You have bragging rights, other trees cannot compete.
You are the tree master chief leans on.
Humans speculate on your age, they try to study you but you give them splinters and they die.
100 tree forest
The forest is now complete and will go on forever.
25 tree forest
You sure know a lot of trees.
50 tree forest
I am one with the forest, the forest is with me.
10 tree forest
Your forest is great and will spread far and wide.
2 tree forest
1 is now 2 and the forest grows.
You are now qualified to teach others about trees.
4 tree forest
You and your friends will be trees forever.