TWEEZER

Triptacular Magazine--a division of Megalodon Enterprises--is thrilled to inform you that you've just won a three-day, three-night, some-expenses-paid vacation to the fantastic island of Tuisere! You'll be assigned your very own Guardian Pixie to help you discover the mysteries, secrets, riddles, and enigmas of this fascinating land! Play with the centaurs, punch a haint to death, chat with Gurgur at the Smithyteria, destroy the very soul of the Forest of Mystery, banish the Lich Queen Ghoulia, buy some souvenirs from Frunk the Souvenirist, and have a chat with Doktor Igor! It's YOUR vacation--make the most of it!

TWEEZER is an adult's vacation; your Guardian Pixie is equipped with a fairly foul mouth.