Two-Body Problem

Eric always wanted to be a c̙̭͇͔͖̺̬͒̃̀͆͟ͅa̞̼̔̈́̀r̮̠͓ͨ̃̊̚͞.  ̶̛̤͈̪̗̘̍̀̔̓̈ͅͅÀ̵͖̝̼͎̺̰̅͋̅͒̂͗̉̀͋͘̕ͅn̵̫̦̬̳̓́̓̈ḑ̶̲̻̣̼͙͚̤͕̲̗̙͍̓̒͆͑̾̇̈́̍̅͊͗͊͝

he  ̸̼̫̦̭̰͖̗͈̯̻̪̭͚̲̽͗̾͜w̷̧̘̥̻͙̣͍̹͔̱̱̟̙̤͖̰̩̄̑̈́̂̄̇̈́̽͛̊̋̆͘͠ͅå̷̘͉͂ṣ̷̢̢̨͔̝͇̻͓̦̻̣͈͕̽̈́͊͊̔͐̓̋̆̚͜ͅ bigger ̷̡̟͎̪͙̮̦͙̦͌͐̊̓̄̍̍̉̉͂̈́́͆̏͑̒̊̏̾ţ̵̛̛̠͎̹̦̞̬̹͎̖̲͖͆̂̾͊̾̋͗́̂̃ͅͅh̶̢̧̧̪̦̰̖̲̗̙̬̦̤̞̘̄̂̄͊̽͝a̵̡̤̪͈̲̫̟͑͋́̈́͘n̸͚̮̙̭̯̹͇̙̉͆̔̽ͅ ̷̖͙͕̈́̉̅̎͒́̔̀́̒̚͘͝t̵͇̗̹̫͇̹̬͍̟͔̯̱͙͕͇̫͔͑̅̔͐̈́͐͐̅̂̑͗͗ḩ̵̡̻͚͔̺̣̲͚͇̃̏́́̏͑̾̅͜e̴̡̨̡̨̛̛͈̜̦͖͇͂̾̈́̓́̊̀̃̂̈́̈̆̋͘͘͠m̶͍͇̖̺̩͕̉́͆̌̋̎̐̎̐͒̈́͝͝͝ ̸̺̳͖̲̘͓͖̐͌́̓̍̽́̇̎̄͂̏̌̀̐̀͝ͅằ̸̗̩͋̆̌͊̐̓̉͗͊̇͛͐̌͘͠͝ͅļ̷̼̠̱̩̱̟̪̼̲̘̠͖̠̑̎͜ͅl̸̢̢̢̢͈͇̘̮͎̫̱̘͍̤̳̠̱̾̒̂̋̃̃̚̕͜͜͠

so ̶̨̘͕̩̗̺̦͉̲̥̱̪̯͖͙͕̫͈̺̉̅̕͝ͅẖ̴̫͉̩͇̬̰̦͈̻̞̓̏̓̈́̓̌̾͋̆͋̄͠e̷̢̯̦̯̲̣̰͚̬͙̱̽̌͆̄͑̅̽̎͋͑̔͗̅

̴̱̀̍͒̅͋̄̓͋̀͒̊̆͂͘͝f̶̧̧̨̘͕̹̰̜͚͕͇̞̐̾͋̀̚ā̸̢͓̠͉̳̰̈́̍̿̎́̕ͅş̵̧̡̪͍̼̫͈͉͙̣̘͓̯͉͖͗̈̏͑̓̿͂̍̀ͅţ̷̟͈͈͉̊͐ę̶̢̳̣̺̰̟̹̭̞̤̞̬̱͙̜͊̑͌̈́́͋̈͋̌̇̿̅͛̆͘͜͝ř̷̢̲̖͎̱͚̣̹̭͌̄̌̄͑̆͑̇̂̀͗̐̈́̔͐͘͠

naked ̶̧̡̱͈͉̖͙̮̤̰̖̟̗̪͕̫̞͍̐̊̈́͋̑́̽̔̎̀̽̾̀̚͜͠i̶̢̨̲̬̞̣̞̗̙̤̦̬̭̰͎͑ͅͅn̷̢̩͒́̍̀̄͠

̴̢̧̛̛̺̠͕̑̔͆͗͌̆̈͐̍͠F̸̧̰̼̪̥̻̭̬̗͎̖̜͈̮̯̌̐̀ȑ̵̨̡̦̻̜̮̜̜̈́̾̿̐̃̈̊͌̎̂̾̓̿̏͋͐̈́ë̸̯̱͉͖̼̯͎̒͋͑̿́̿͜͜͠͝ͅe̸͖̩͓͍̱̹̟͖͕̖͔̺̺̦̓͑̐̈͂̽

̷̗̫͎̦̝̘̫͂͋̈͗͑̍̇͋̾̿̑̒̕͠ͅb̴̡̰̭̳̥̙̺̺̤̠̖̻̼̝̯̯̤̞̠̞͐̽̈̅̒̾̽̌̈́̀̓́̈̔̾̌̓̕e̶͎̥̲̪̘̪͉̹̐̓̊̔̑̋͌̀̂̈́̾̍̍͠͠ͅf̷̧̨̢̡̛͍̤̩̼̼͇͕͇̻̺͚͈̣̫́̎͐͜o̷̪̼̳̤͚͍͖͚̔͊̅̀̌̂̎̅̒́̂͘r̵̟̽̈́͆̓͜e̸̛͔̯̹͖͓̯̲̻̞̹̜̱̤̗̝̗̎͜ ̸̹̟̺̐́̓͒̀t̷̪̩̲̥̤͔̗̹̦̣̋͊͋̓̉̾͌́̐͊͋̋͋͛͛͆͘ͅh̸̘̟͙̙̓̿̃̚ȅ̶̝̮̲͇̬͚͚̣̝̌̈́̌̒̽̍ ̸̧̠͚̻̯̘͇̩̖͖͇̺͓̎͌̈́̓͛̌́̐̈́̃̍̔͘͘͝͝͠͝sky

̷̧̧̪̣̪̭̲̣̻̌̐̈́̆̿̈́̋̓̾͛̎͂̎̄̿͗̽͘͠ẗ̴̻̥̦͖́̾̔̅͂̊̀̓̉̇̇͜͝w̴̙̰̳̗̪̲͓͖͂̔̈͜ȍ̸̘̖̥̦̱͍͇͇̯̖̘͕̺͖̻̤͑̄ͅ ̴̧̢̛̪̠̼͇̦̜̱̜̞̤̙͋̌͋́̎̈́̆̆̃̏͝bodies

WASD..............to drive
SHIFT...............to boost
C......................to change camera
SPACE.............for handbreak
G......................to flip your car
R......................to restart game

Also works with controller!
If you're having performance issues, try the desktop version!

"The duality, the conflict, the dialectic of man and machine. Where one ends and the other begins, can we really claim to know the answer? To unify meat and metal into a whole, can it be done? There is much to think about." - Gamespot

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Credits

Audrey Castillo (@Valax321): Ocean child and headlight engineer.
Andrew Karalis (@AndrewKaralis_):  Lover of Big Men.
Fraser Brumley (@Brumley53): Bolt progenitor and car manufacturer.