Uganda know de way reviews

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Microsoft from French
Product received for free a pile of mud, but does it really make it clear? This game reminds me of an example that had marked me a lot, the great turd mustache politic shooter: it's bad, boring, but it SURFs on the "meme", so it's cool. At least that's the only excuse the developer gave me when I said his game was more heartbreaking than the Chernobyl disaster. Still, I really like the same one found in the shovel on 9GAG groups and social networks following good pages, but there...? This game is so not finished, that I feel, even playing it, that I am trying to program my own game. The game is based (at least it was at the last minute) on the very very very ephémother of Uganda knuckles, a drift of knuckles, much like what was done with SpongeBob caveman. But if not, what's in this game, if not a void? Everything is missed in this game, the attempt to make a doodle jump is probably the most ridiculous in there: the movements are impossible, nothing is done. Once in two, we get instal-kill by the peak balls that pass, the rest of the time, we try to survive by bouncing on... manga characters? what? Make a shabby game on the universe of the same? Why not, it does not bother me in reality, but to market it is not beyond the bounds? It's not going to happen to me.
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Microsoft from Spain
Product received for free Memes + Anime = PROFIT Quite evident is that Uganda know of way is simple and flat part of an attempt to leverage the popularity of the meme to get some quick gain "developing" (because it is not ruled out that no more qu E an Asset Flip of the heap) a mediocre game, because of course, to strive to do some quality, if the meme is what sells? To start the game does not include ANYTHING that is shown in the trailer beyond the Ugandan Knuckles. As usually happens in this kind of case, there are always those who say that meme-based games cannot be analyzed under the same standard as those developed with a little more "professionalism", for the simple fact of being "jokes". As is understood by the term "joke" the objective of the game should be to amuse, thing that Uganda know of way does not because the only thing that includes the meme is to Uganda Knuckles in a couple of images and during the game (because it is the character that the user control A), but more than that, nothing. The game does not include jokes or situations that can amuse, it's just not fun, not a good joke, not a good meme, not a good game. If The meme is bad, the game is even worse as it is even fun as part of the meme (although you could rescue the song background, but between being able to hear it on YouTube to buy the game, the first option seems more sensible) , it is fun for the mediocre development and the poor of its low content. It Is (as the description indicates) almost the same thing that offers the game of Android, Doodle Jump, but with different sprites, with anime girls instead of platforms and balls with spikes instead of enemies. The balls with skewers are the main obstacles of the game, sometimes it is possible to pass over them without losing or in other occasions appear just on the player just starting the match, so it is lost as fast as it starts. It Also includes the possibility to buy upgrades, which are RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE. It Seems Some kind of mockery the exaggerated prices of the achievable improvements. The most "ironic" and "fun" the game offers are the names, descriptions and images of the achievements. It Is only advisable if you want to decorate the profile with them. In Short, the excuse of being a meme is not enough, because unlike a meme Uganda know de way does not amuse. It Fails miserably in its most basic task.
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