Underbello

Your beloved dog Bello jumped on a sacrificial altar and feasted on the bones. Unbeknownst to Bello, this constitutes a grand cosmic crime, with banishment to the deepest pits of the Underworld as swift punishment.

Your quest is retrieving your dog.

With all your life-savings grasped in your left hand, 5 silver coins, you hang yourself. Conquer the afterlife and retrieve your dog, with one coin to spare to pay the pond back to the realm of the living.