Unfairly Unstable Unfun Game

I mean it's a platformer - what more do could you ask D:

1. It's slightly unfair, taken inspiration from Unfair Mario
2. It's unstable, as the theme of Ludumdare 49 suggests, pay close attention to the title screen after you die!
3. It is unfun, at least I think so, go try it out to see if you agree or not.
4. It's a 3 day project!