VODKA

WARNING: This review contains a lot of sarcasm, too much sarcasm Morphine from the world of video games Vodka-the best game in which I played the Preface to the game I have been watching For quite a while. For several months Now the game items are stored in my inventory. She came out--I bought it. "Finally I can play this masterpiece"-the first thought when I saw the cherished button "In the Trash" on the game page on Steam. I clicked on this green button, paid the order for 26 rubles and clicked "Install game". "Yes, yes... It's in my library. It almost jumped, 30 megabytes separate me from immersion in this masterpiece! ". And... I clicked "Play". About game Gameplay How Good this Space Shooter. Unbelievable Crowds of enemies we have to kill Vodka. The Enemies are mirages, coming to the person in alcoholic intoxication. We have to kill serious bosses who came to us from famous fairy tales. Have You ever had to kill the Gorynych Serpent? Now I have to. It is "to have". You can't miss such a Great game, can you? We fly, fly a lot, and kill, kill too much. How good when there are games in which you can just fly and kill. And in the break you can also cook and... Kill. And also to purchase various unnecessary things. Why do we have to improve on the ship when we shoot Vodka? The Plot of the Witcher from the world of Space Shooter'ov. Finally appeared the game, which its plot can compete for the title of "the Best in 2017." This is not to The Moon with its lacitulous plot, it is "Vodka". The Earth is attacked by aliens and, of course, Russia has Heroes who can save the world he this invasion. Now We're going to orbit the Earth to kill all 40-degree drinks. The Incredible comic tells us about this plot, every word makes you think about something more than the developers themselves offer. For the simple person the plot-dummy, absolutely unnecessary material, and for the knowing, for the sensual person,-this Great work of art, recorded in "01". This is. Just. Something. Music still does not go out of his head this motif. The Music is incredibly seizing. It's only one, but you don't want to turn it off. Involuntarily you start to do some movement with a head smoothly passing in a dance. In the dance in which you put your whole soul. You don't know how to dance? It's not a problem. Turn on the soundtrack of this game! Graphics Why Do we need the NECST-gen graphics when there is a beautiful pixel 2D graphics? The Result With this game does not want to part. And I won't. I Don't know why you still sit and read this review, not play "Vodka". Buy, 26 rubles-a small amount for such a great game. Vodka is the best thing that happened to me in 2017. I Hope that it will be the "best" for you. Bottom line: 10 potato chows of 10 vodkas. Originally posted by Developer: Do not drink vodka-play Vodka!