Waiting for Godot: A Simulator

This is a simulator based on Samuel Beckett's famous 1955 play Waiting for Godot.  I return to the play every so often, and was watching a version of it online. It prompted me to make this. If the Samuel Beckett Estate is reading this, the game is a joke, honest.

If you're interested in cool iterations of the play, I recommend A 2007 performance staged in New Orleans following the destruction of Hurricane Katrina