Who is Xanderwood?

Let's find out who Xanderwood is, shall we? You literally decide as you write down what you think it is and copy and paste in this games review. Yep, that's what this game is, a glorified word processor. 

How does this apply to the theme? Because we can only appreciate the true evololution of games once we look back at where they have come from and how awful text only games were back when that was all we had. It's not a bad use of the theme, you're a badd use of the theme.