Wonky Pigeon! reviews

Translated by
Microsoft from Italian
That sucks, there are no words to describe the crap of this game. At the end I was looking for it I eh, it was enough to look at the screen and the trailer of the game to see which ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ I happened. I tell You my experience with this asshole:-Starting The game, first thing I do is change the resolution of the game, I do apply and of course I do not change it... Well already I went into the options and I already see that it is hurt already from there. -I Try to start the "training" of the game, here are my exclamations: "What the fuck is going on??? I can not control anything, and I see only a black sandbox "-dead pigeon-once dead for the first time you'll manage more or less to control the pigeon and....... Nothing, you move into this sandbox by making kamikaze in the floor. End. Obviously not finished here, to exit the training you have to go out with ALT + F4, pause buttons are not there. -Re start the game and play at the first level (out of 3). Quite unpleasant music, frames ranging from 15-30. The goal of the level is to "Shit" Adosso to 3 people, OK let's try, the controls are quite uncomfortable, and what we launch is not an asshole pigeon but it is the green smoke that appeared in the series of "Little Creeps". Despite This I can overcome the first level in about 1 minute and a half. -We Go to see the second level, EQUAL IDENTICAL TO The FIRST, only changes that you have the night view (also finished in 1 minute and a half). -We already see the final level, at least it is different but obviously buggy. I can't move in the slightest, just go straight. Then I tried to restart the game and redo the third level, still nothing. Then we try to check the cache files of the game (although I knew it would be useless), and of course nothing I miss that. I only came by chance that that level could be done only with joistic (until before I played with the mouse). I was not able to do anything, the joistic has very breakfasts commands almost impossible to play, and the third level in fact I have not succeeded. Despite its price (49 cents) I immediately asked for the refund. But not because I need it, because this developer would not deserve even 1a lira! Riassiumiamo everything:-Many bugs on the menu that will not make you change the resolution of the game, and will not let you out while you are playing the training of the game-Inutilissimo Training-Framerate so low that I have not seen them since the time of the animated series of the Tiger Man- Breakfasts commands (both for the mouse and for the gamepad)-very monotonous Gameplay-longevity equal to a couple of sneezing-page of the wrong shop (through the shop page I saw that there is the local coop, and despite the screen confirm I have not managed to Put the player 2)-it Costs too much (the whole price is 5 euros, 5 EUROS!) If you really want to buy it I recommend you do like me, immediately ask for a refund and review the game negatively. Rated 1/10
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