Wonky Ship
About
[Surgeon General’s Warning]
This game is NOT recommended for the faint of heart. Playing may cause cold sweats, rage blisters, screech-face, intense euphoria, and well, straight up wonkiness.
So whats this all about?
You’re a daring intergalactic pilot, desperately trying to outmaneuver the ravenous pull of a plasma-fueled black hole. You'll weave, dodge, cuss, flip out, and roll around like you’ve never done in a video game before. And then you’ll die. Often.
Like all the time.
Hope you enjoy disintegration!
What our fans are saying:
"This is the final frontier. The most intense experience I've had standing up." —Capt. K
"Wonky Ship really blew my mind—and I've blown up fully armed and operational battle stations." —Luke S.
"Roarghejhwharrrrrr." —Chew B.
"And I thought dance-offs were the hardest challenge in space." —Star-Prince. Or was it Space Lord?
"I told our programmers, 'Make a hard game.' Not like this. Not like this." —S. Johnson, Kiz Studios
Prepare to experience one of the most intense, addictive, and challenging arcade games ever created. Invite your friends to play and engage in our Multiplayer Madness mode. Joust, ram, and outsmart your fellow pilots to see who gets vaporized first.
In space, no one can hear you throw your controller against a wall.
Highlights:
• INSANE CHALLENGE – Outmaneuver a vicious, plasma-fueled black hole for as long as you can. Easy right?!
• HIGH VELOCITY FUN – Jump in and play instantly. A game with NO learning curve or respect for your safety.
• BEST YOUR FRIENDS – Earn points to score big and dominate the global leaderboard. Just stay alive!
• DEMOLISH YOUR FOES – Who can you force into the black hole first? Welcome to the ultimate way to lose friends at the speed of light.
This game is NOT recommended for the faint of heart. Playing may cause cold sweats, rage blisters, screech-face, intense euphoria, and well, straight up wonkiness.
So whats this all about?
You’re a daring intergalactic pilot, desperately trying to outmaneuver the ravenous pull of a plasma-fueled black hole. You'll weave, dodge, cuss, flip out, and roll around like you’ve never done in a video game before. And then you’ll die. Often.
Like all the time.
Hope you enjoy disintegration!
What our fans are saying:
"This is the final frontier. The most intense experience I've had standing up." —Capt. K
"Wonky Ship really blew my mind—and I've blown up fully armed and operational battle stations." —Luke S.
"Roarghejhwharrrrrr." —Chew B.
"And I thought dance-offs were the hardest challenge in space." —Star-Prince. Or was it Space Lord?
"I told our programmers, 'Make a hard game.' Not like this. Not like this." —S. Johnson, Kiz Studios
Prepare to experience one of the most intense, addictive, and challenging arcade games ever created. Invite your friends to play and engage in our Multiplayer Madness mode. Joust, ram, and outsmart your fellow pilots to see who gets vaporized first.
In space, no one can hear you throw your controller against a wall.
Highlights:
• INSANE CHALLENGE – Outmaneuver a vicious, plasma-fueled black hole for as long as you can. Easy right?!
• HIGH VELOCITY FUN – Jump in and play instantly. A game with NO learning curve or respect for your safety.
• BEST YOUR FRIENDS – Earn points to score big and dominate the global leaderboard. Just stay alive!
• DEMOLISH YOUR FOES – Who can you force into the black hole first? Welcome to the ultimate way to lose friends at the speed of light.
System requirements for PC
Minimum:
- OS: Windows XP
- Processor: Intel Core i3
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: Internal Graphics Card
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 100 MB available space
System requirements for iOS
iPhone 4, iPad 2 Wifi, iPad 2 3G, iPhone 4S, iPad Third Gen, iPad Third Gen 4G, iPhone 5, iPod Touch Fifth Gen, iPad Fourth Gen, iPad Fourth Gen 4G, iPad Mini, iPad Mini 4G, iPhone 5c, iPhone 5s, iPad Air, iPad Air Cellular, iPad Mini Retina, iPad Mini Retina Cellular, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Cellular, iPad Mini 3, iPad Mini 3 Cellular, iPod Touch Sixth Gen, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPad Mini 4, iPad Mini 4 Cellular, iPad Pro, iPad Pro Cellular, iPad Pro 9.7, iPad Pro 9.7 Cellular, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPad 6 1 1, iPad 6 1 2, iPad 7 1, iPad 7 2, iPad 7 3, iPad 7 4, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPad 7 5, iPad 7 6
Wonky Ship reviews and comments
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Complex: With
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Highly recommend
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so silly game, but I`m enjoy it...
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Game of the Jolly Time Ubivalka)
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Game easy) for tech knows how to farm Goldu!
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The Game is decent! If you need to kill time-forward)
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Delighted with this game and I really liked it. The Graphics are charming, the music is catchy, and the gameplay is fun and not forced.
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You must, using the power of the engines, delay your death from the black hole, well, or from the boundaries of the game zone, or from the meteorites, which in any case will fly on you. You are given a choice of 16 ships, but to open them, you need to earn coins, but you will earn them, performing all sorts of tricks, or just flying up, and you'll be earning a coin all your life, because accumulate 3 million (the most expensive ship) is an anril.
Kill time.