You Are A Tesla

You are the Full Self-Driving AI on a brand-new Tesla automobile. Your Daddy, Elon Musk, recently agreed to buy a large social media platform so that he could get cyberbullied, but it turns out he doesn't have the money for it. Collect 10 Emeralds to earn a Horse and power up your engine, and collect 10 Horses to get Master Musk the funds he needs!

Features

• Fun, fast-paced gameplay!
• Graphics, and also sound effects!
• Lots of interesting "facts"* about Elon Musk!

*Technically speaking, the extent to which they are factual may be debated by some people. However, Elon Musk doesn't seem to have an issue with spreading dubious information, and believes in free speech above all else, so who are we to not follow his example?

How to Play

• Steer your Tesla to collect Emeralds. Every 10 Emeralds, you will earn a Horse and your Horse Power will increase, allowing you to accelerate faster!
• Avoid hitting other vehicles - they will slow you down.
• Hit as many monkeys and children as you can - they will give you a speed boost!
• Collect 10 Horses to win. Depending on how quick you are, you may even win a Ventilator!

Controls

• Move left and right
  • Keyboard - A/D, Left/Right
  • Gamepad - Left stick
• Accelerate
  • Keyboard - W key or up key
  • Gamepad - South button
• Decelerate
  • Keyboard - Shift key
  • Gamepad - East button

Legal Inquiries & Requests for Cameo Appearances

Are you a lawyer representing Elon Musk who would not like to object to any content within You Are A Tesla, but would like to have their likeness displayed in-game with a fart sound effect? If so, great! The process is very easy. Just contact me with an official-sounding letter that would sound to an outsider as if it's threatening legal action. Of course, when you submit such a letter, you'll know that that's not really what you're requesting - it'll be our little secret!

That being said, the law is the cornerstone of our great society, and I fully intend to respect it. As such, if you are a lawyer representing Elon Musk and would like to inform me that you or Mr. Musk wants content within You Are A Tesla changed, I have a procedure in place as well. Please submit any legitimate legal notices in "uwu-speak". If you are unfamiliar with this manner of communication, you can find a translator here: https://uwuifier.com. Any communications not sent in "uwu-speak" will be interpreted as an encoded request to be featured in You Are A Tesla as described above. Thank you in advance for your understanding and cooperation, which will be expected!

Credits

• Programming by Malcolm "Meorge" Anderson
• Font is Coda from Google Fonts, used with OFL https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Coda
• Emerald gemstone model from https://opengameart.org/content/gemstone-collection
• Kenney (https://kenney.nl)
  • Kenney Car Kit
  • Kenney City Kit Commercial
  • Kenney City Kit Roads
• "Horse Whinny, Close, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/419231/
• Explosion sound effects from https://opengameart.org/content/2-high-quality-explosions
• Gameplay music from https://opengameart.org/content/atmosphere
• Kids cheering sound effect from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3ra0CxCE0
• CPAP machine image from ResMed https://www.resmed.com.au/cpap
• Image of Elon Musk letting that sink in from his Twitter account https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1585341984679469056
• Fireplace sound effect from https://opengameart.org/content/fireplace-sound-loop
• Monkey image from https://pngimg.com/image/18736
• Child image from https://www.pngall.com/child-png/download/22078