Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition achievements

Get impaled by an item above 100 times during gameplay

Get squashed 100 times by an item above during gameplay

Collected 5000 Hats during normal gameplay

The player has purchased and unlocked all alter-egos from the Shop

Played all mini games at least once

Collected 1000 Hats during normal gameplay

Successfully calmed the wizard 50 times

Saved the world

Encountered the Wizard 50 times

The user allowed all of the text in the Story Screen Minigame to pass before catching the hat

Collected enough hats to bring about the end of the world

Affection meter hit maximum