ZetaZania Part 1: Vampire Pirates from Uranus

Blast off to Uranus to save Earth from the terrifying threat of the Vampire Pirates.

A long time ago, an advanced society of vampires created a vast space station, ZetaZania, on Uranus.  King Scrotomus Maximus created a totalitarian society that values sexiness above all else.  A strict society was formed, the highest levels are chosen for their outstanding beauty, whilst the lowest levels exist purely to create spaceships to kidnap humans and make Life Elixir for the higher levels, which they drink to live forever
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You are the highest-ranking officer in the Earth's military operation to destroy the Vampires from Uranus.  The evil Vampire Pirates have been kidnapping humans to harvest our blood to make their precious Life Elixir.  Their might is magnified by their collaboration with the Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons, a powerful sisterhood of Witches from the moons of Uranus.

The Vampire Pirates from Uranus are invading Earth!  Daily invasions create constant fear for humanity.

You must travel to Uranus and blast your way through the Vampires’ ranks.

You must fight your way through 7 locations in ZetaZania to destroy the Transportation Factories, The Scientific Laboratories, The Department of Sexiness, The Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons, The Sacred Few, The Queen's Palace and The King's Lair.  Each location has new challenges and a monstrous boss.

Navigate through maze-like levels to destroy the evil Vampire Pirates and reach the Royal Palaces.  Only then can destroy King Maximus.

Blast your way to victory as you navigate 60 levels.

You will need to find and collect Power Crystals throughout your adventure.  Use these to activate portals to advance between levels.  Make sure to save Power Crystals to upgrade your arsenal in the Portal Shop!  Better weapons provide enhanced blasting capabilities.

ZetaZania is action-packed, challenging and evocative of games we loved to play in our childhoods.

A retro-style 2D side-scrolling action-adventure platform game, featuring gameplay reminiscent of nostalgic 90s games, with a modernised player control system.

Featuring optional challenging visual puzzles to test your skills, complete these to meet a mysterious enemy to make a special exchange and get more upgrades.

You will be taken back to when games were simple, casual, character-driven and focused on exploration.

Featuring a lush original modern electronic soundtrack to set the mood for a spacious and peculiar alien world.

You must save Earth!  You are humanity's last hope, our saviour and destroyer of Uranus.