Zombie Zoeds reviews

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Do Not be surprised-because it is natural-generosity and latitude of the soul of a talented man, and I wonder always greed of hopelessness http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=729910466 Every year on the Stame appear hundreds or thousands of new games . Some of them have heard all, well, or almost all the players, but most of them are dark horses, from which you simply do not know what to expect. Like most of the presented games looks pretty, and it is worth to run them, as nothing besides the disorder they do not bring. Here and "Zombie Zoeds" is a vile freak who never, I will repeat never should have come out to the light of God, but he, like Luntiku from the eponymous animated series, nevertheless has appeared and has informed to all those who did not want to listen to it, that it was born. So What is the problem of this game and why so much negativity? It's simple. The Game was designed with one specific purpose-to mock people and it copes with it. "Zombie Zoeds" tries to mow under "Crimsonland" or "Alien Shooter" by its view from above, the number of weapons, and at the same time dozens of enemies. It's a bribe. Bribes until it comes to the realization that the character responds to management commands with a strong delay and everything would be nothing, but only in the game for shooting respond simultaneously two buttons is a space and left mouse button. This is not explained, but if the problem was only this, it would not be so bad. The Weapon shoots at intervals of one time in 3-5 seconds, and each zombie withstands four hits from the shotgun in the focus. Naturally, there is no possibility to pass the game of speech and can not go. What's that, huh? http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=729974797 of Course, you can say about the absence of any musical accompaniment, that the screen flashed three four zombies at a time, and then they run after you with the same periodicity, with which Escape from the player, making the happening turns into "Benny Hill Show" minus humor. It was Possible to tell about rather lousy schedule, but it is visible also on screenshots, and therefore we knew on what went. And also it is possible to tell about game cards which many put a game in a plus, instead of in a minus. That's just a card-it's not a nice bonus. This is another trick to make fun of the player, because the developer himself sells these cards, even though they are inexpensive, but then again he has any, but still a geshft. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=729975340 is it worth the game to spend four rubles on it? No, it's not. It is Better to give these four rubles to an elderly woman, that with outstretched hand stands and begs for alms. Believe me, she will need this money more, and you'll do a good job. 1 out of 10 greedy developers
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