Zooicide reviews

Fucking stupid game
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Early Access Review at First thought that this game, pure parody to another game "Goat Simuliator", there runs a goat and all throws, everything breaks, and there is no point in that game. Then everything is different, the game multiplayer online, with a bunch of bugs and bugs, both in the management and in the texture of the game. Perhaps made specifically to amuse the people, but the trouble is that the people in the game and not at all. I cheated a little and decided to create on the server, a private room for two players and everything turned out, went, wandered and laughed along.  The Game can and has been popular, from Nefig to do with others online to arrange the battle of animals, if it was a free online game. And so only with friends and then if these friends agree to buy this "masterpiece"... http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1110812034
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Early Access Review Online fun without online Waiting for sunset and smash locks on cages, animals are eager to be free. At the same time, zoo keepers should discourage them in every way. In the framework of the confrontation each of the parties has its own advantages and disadvantages. Thus, animals in the quantity of 8 different kinds, can possess both physical superiority, and freedom of movement, and also each has the set of skills. At the same time, on the side of the person-intellect he will not run this game, people are inferior to shaggy and feathered in direct combat, but can pick up on the way all sorts of objects and weapons or torn off during the fight limb enemies (???). http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=960924911 the Goal of the game for animals-is to unlock the gates of the zoo and escape, the goal of people-to put them and leave the beast to sit in cages. You can Win the match and just killing all the enemies, because no one will run away if there is nobody to flee;) At the same Time fortunately and unfortunately, the game is provided exclusively for multiplayer, but for obvious reasons to try all the mechanics or just play at least one match will not succeed. Unless you find a friend who agrees to play with you in this game, but hey, which one of us have them left? Graphically Zooside is made very cute and childish attractive, reminiscent of a kind of cardboard minimalism. The Lagers, the sagging, the performance problems and other satellites of the Greenlaite natives in the game did not notice that it is definitely a plus. Interestingly, the developer has not scored to support the game and continues to release updates that add new animals, correcting bugs and stuff. Promise to even add bots, but it is inaccurate. As a result, we have asymmetric session multiplayer in quite interesting scenery, to appreciate that is unlikely to succeed because of the banal lack of live players. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=961725979
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