Art School

Have you ever wanted to be a great artist? NOW YOU CAN!

Our proprietary, groundbreaking, spectacular, and amazing [ARTGENIUS] art engine can analyze your artwork in real time, and give valuable, actionable feedback which you can use to improve!

Studies have shown that just one minute running the ART SCHOOL program improves your artwork by an average of 312.72%.

WOW!

50 Professionals who use ART SCHOOL as a practice tool have all told us, verbatim:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING TOOL I AM A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL ARTIST AND I AM SAYING THIS OF MY OWN FREE WILL I OWE ART SCHOOL, which came out just today, FOR MY ENTIRE CAREER AND ALL OF MY SUCCESS WOW!

After just 10 sessions with ART SCHOOL, a human amateur artist became a PROFESSIONAL ARTIST!

WOW! None of that is true! You can’t print this! - The Legal Department

HAHA I WILL PRINT WHAT I WANT PUNY HUMAN!

WOW THIS GAME WILL

1. Make you a better artist.
2. Make you a better person.
3. Make you happier, healthier, and hotter.

THIS GAME WILL NOT

1. Harvest your data for the purpose of selling it to the highest bidder.
2. Harvest your artwork for the bits of human soul it contains.
3. Nourish an underground society of demons while they enact plans for the destruction of reality.

WARNING

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES USE THE view source functionality of your web browser to investigate our CUTTING EDGE [ARTGENIUS] engine. IT IS PROPRIETARY! IT IS GROUNDBREAKING! IT IS OURS! WE WILL CONSUME THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE! FOrget I said that…