Atlantis 2: Beyond Atlantis

You Know, this time there's no headline, ladies and gentlemen. After all, before us one of the first of my childhood games. It seems to You that give 8-9 years old child hard-quests like Atlantis, Atlantis 2 or The Longest Journey, instead of buying something easy. Like Petka and Vich or there Escape from Monkey Island, let alone the thread of the more age and the simple-it is a pervert? Yes, partly. But It was such a clumsy selection of theme games and introduced me to this classics, as well as defined the taste orientation for several years ahead. Thanks to this, I was rather cold to the appeared only-only Counter-Strike, in which the plot was squeezed Valve simulation "room training counter-terrorists", where the female voice alert from the original Half-Life (to which I am more Gravled you across all the rooms to the very end of the training. Yes that there, I did not even have time to try out the first Diablo, preferring it Myst 3: Exile. Instead of Doom was In cold Blood. And to be disappointed with the genre only in the late re-editions of Runaway and Siberia. Having gone around at that time for some reason Grim Fandango, but having treated over the first Nuclear Tibitom of my favourite earlier edition of magazine and the notorious Daniel Shapobov. But back in our time and to this game. Or Rather re-publishing. Or Rather re-publishing to tablets and phones from which the game was ported back to the PC. Or Rather to say-to a huge disappointment under the cover of a memorable and beloved cover. You Know, I can't help but turn to metaphors, that's the power of my disorder. Here, this game is so cropped, Iskoverkan and dulled in comparison with the original, which itself begs such comparisons: for the First time in your life you managed to get to the Louvre. For the sake of watching the famous canvas that came out of the hands of Da Vinci. But Here you have come to Dzhoconde, but instead of the mysterious Lady, about which you have heard so much you see only eyes of the woman, and all other hastily is covered with a pack and a long black dress of the East kind. And while you are awesome with what is happening, The walking tour guide explains that there were found secrets of the record of Leonardo, in which he on his deathbed confessed that he had the extra-radical Islam and his descendants will fix the clothes of this unmarried Ladies, lest she should violate the covenants of the Shariah. No comparison? Okay, here's another one: You're in the Sistine Chapel. Once in a lifetime (and with the current economy and crises in Russia it is common) have accumulated on a trip to the Vatican and what is there, decided to look at the work of Michelangelo's hands. But when you go inside you realize that something is wrong. And raising his eyes to the ceiling reaches you: in the side stretched on the Earth Adam and lazily pulls his hand.. To the stain covered with plaster, on top of which it is written "by the decree of the victorious atheistic party of Europe, all images of Gods should be hidden before presentation of scientific proofs of their existence!". And Now you stand and stare at the floor of the mural with Savofom. Well, for a completely fastidious third option and shorter: You came to France and decided to look at the removed statue of David. And you are shown A torso and splinters. On The Mute question the guide replies that there were historical proofs of the religious prindiality of Michelangelo and the local diaspora of the Jews won the world dispute about the need to give the sculpture "necessary to diminish the right place". But here's the trouble! The sculptor who came was young and inexperienced, and that is why he cut off all the whole fads, and then accidentally dropped it and in the end remained only the torso and the shards! I'm Not going to say how I got baked, and you're already seeing it. Where is the difficulty? Where is the excitement of the game? Where are the puzzles? Where is the pride of passing or issuing discs to a friend in order to amuse his ego, listening afterwards from him as he yelled from wandering around the island of the dead in the Mayan World. Or about the mutual desire to push the heel in the tail of a semi-bird, half-M * dku on a branch in the world of Ireland? The Game was cut so hard that even mentally retarded her to pass a blunt pixel-hantingom, three times beating the whole map on the new and collected "loot". So even though I am a "laik" for the memory of this game, but I really wish that the meter thumb of this laika stuck in the W * PU developers for such a vulgar. And also for the absence of the first part of the steam! Although if they want to port it the same way as this part, it is good that it is not here, and I still have old discs for the translation of Buki!