Bananner Nababber

It's a nice sunny day in Neo-Tartaria and ruthless killer Harry Pippels and his pretend friend Humpty-Ho are guzzling down some sprutzels and racking up a debt at the bar. Their life of luxury is soon interrupted however when news about the Elder Demon's crypto schemes becomes public knowledge. Energy generation is diverted from the population into crypto mining, and if no one intervenes then the precious lives of all Neo-Tartarians are upended as the chilling Neo-Tartarian winter draws near. Only one question remains...

What is a Banana Nababa?

GENRE
Bossrush Platformer

GAME INFO
Pick one of six fighters and enter the lands of Neo-Tartaria to do battle against the mystical Elder Demons and their evil schemes. Destroy them all one at a time in an epic 1v1 duel to the death, each one more difficult than the last. Sniff out mysterious hidden secrets to help you on your journey, and hold on to your hat as you witness the heartwrenching lore that will have you reeling for days.

PROS
 6 mildly unique characters
 6 disgusting boss creatures
 Strong anti-crypto sentiment

CONS
 Based on a subpar indie game from aeons ago
 Contains "jokes"
 Retro 8-bit nostalgia childhood graphics and sounds