Bastard Squash

Your paddle shrinks every time you hit the ball! At high point thresholds, it even creeps toward the top of the screen! How long can you maintain your volley under these absurd conditions?

Extra lives are granted every 300 points, because I love you, even if my game doesn't.

CONTROLS

• LEFT/RIGHT: Move paddle
• X: Hold to increase paddle speed
• Z: Hold to decrease paddle speed