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Bitardia

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This story is based on Russian imageboard culture. You are a nerdy /b/tard, who always stays at home. One day someone sends you a link to a weird website, upon going to which you are teleported into a mysterious island, populated by several hostile fractions. You need to choose between the two conflicting forces in order to get rich, to overcome your nature or just to survive. You can loot caravans.
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Release date
Nov 20, 2015
Developer
varlamov5264
Publisher
varlamov5264
Age rating
Not rated
Website
http://tvorofag.com/

System requirements for Linux

Minimum:
  • Processor: Intel Core i3
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 450 or higher with 1GB Memory
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows Vista
  • Processor: Intel Core i3
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 450 or higher with 1GB Memory
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
  • Processor: 2011 or newer Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia or ATi GPU with 1GB Memory
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
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Jan 10, 2017
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РАКИ ВЗОРВАЛИ НЕБОСКРЁБ! И ТЕПЕРЬ У ВСЕХ БОМБИТ! - Bitardia
Jan 11, 2017
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Nov 20, 2015
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Nov 28, 2015
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Bitardia reviews and comments

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Microsoft from Russian
Early Access Review Decided to write a review on Bitardia, because this game did not leave me indifferent! In This world of permissiveness it is necessary to visit absolutely everyone! Here you can try yourself as a builder, and a security guard, you can be a friendly anode or "crazy", reckless cancer. There are additional quests: finding scraps in the location of the forest Slander; Search for the rubber Mistress, who love to sleep Anna (in what sense to sleep-everyone will understand, probably...); Help Cyril with the robbery of the caravan (from half of this profit he plans to create a game, 3D-action), etc. In the world of Bitadia you can become a workaholic or a full-bodied Muffin... Here It is lawful to kill crayfish and to inflict harm to the anons or Mentam, which allow themselves to sleep on benches with a beer... There is an interesting location-SOC, in its kind like a klubesnik, where you can try a lot of all murderous (murderous in the truest sense, because if you do not take medicinal plantain, the character will die from an overdose) of rubbish: amphetamine, Spice, heroin,...-and this is just what I have time to try, can find and more, because I have not all clothed:D, all need the puddles (money), and the Obdolnoy with unclear head is difficult to move and examine. So Far, this is what I have enough money and time... I Plan to accumulate and buy a jet pack! And yes, completely forgot, for fans to fight there is a location "Arena", from where it is difficult to get away alive...! So, who is interested, join the wandering in the world of Bitardia, besides for small money, I think it is worth more, because it has collected a lot of unusual and interesting! Review
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Early Access Review You What, ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ y? What Are you doing there? After Several open beta tests, Bitardia still got to Steam. Underage Oldfagi rushed to write positive, funny reviews. But is this game good? Let's try to understand. Bitardia offers us to get into the skin of the anode. Being a cancer or a Canon/b/Tardom is up to us. At the moment there are 3 story missions, as well as several additional tasks. In The quests there is nonlinearity. Quests are really cool and interesting. Parody on Slender: The Eight Pages, rescue of Dakimakra and others. There is an arena. Canon humor at the height. The Whole game is made of Otsyalok. You hear familiar phrases On every corner. One meeting with Pedalikom is worth it. Now on Island The small quantity of boards is realized. Arena-/b, small horror in/sn, Koviv, Petushki in/fiz, scientists from/sci, closed bank-/b, bar/abu, abode of cancers-/b and Jobaneboskreb-/gd. But This is enough to get around the whole island, repeatedly smiling. From the technical side the game is simply terrible. The Engraver and the animation are not important, they only add atmosphere. No more than 30 fps at the lowest settings, although the old Betah was stable 50 +. Permanent departures. Today The patch came out, it got better. The Aypadom can now be used, the Blues on the screen is no more, but the departures remained, although they became less frequent. Can I recommend this game to buy? Definitely yes, but not now. A couple of patches. I took the game without hesitation, but there were reasons for it. She helped me with a game of sexual impotence. If you have something to do, then put the game to the desired list and come back later. If you have the same problem or want to plunge into the Zashkvarny Mirok rasiyanskih Board, then we ask for our island. Game in Game Award.
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