Bootstrap

Hello 0xA5A5A5A5, we have a very important job for you.

As you know, The Great Machine is the computer which runs the simulation which we call "the universe". While preparing his next YouTube video, "Code-It-Yourself: Universe Simulator", the simulacrum Javidx9 has triggered the inception protection mechanism and The Great Machine has been shutdown, but not before significant damage was done to multiple critical circuits. We need you to repair the damage and bring The Great Machine back on line.

The system watchdog, an opto-mechanical Turing machine named Jody, will direct you in your quest to bootstrap The Great Machine and bring the universe back online.

Should you fail in your task then your entire department's funding will be pulled and given to Jenkins, that obnoxious moron on the second floor, and you and your colleagues will be assigned to other duties. So the stakes really aren't that high. You may as well give it a shot though. You have until next Tuesday.

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