Boris Yeltsin Quidditch

Boris Yeltsin gets Drunk (to NO ONE'S shock) and grabs hold of a witches broom. Help navigate Boris through the stadium of a made up sport, avoiding evil turnips, bowling balls, witch athletes and a potential international incident in the process. Get through all 5 rounds to face off against the mystery final boss. Find floating hearts for extra lives, find floating clocks for extra time bonus. That's it. That's the whole damn game. Stupid isn't it? 

Controls:

Up/Down-Arrow Keys

Start-Enter

Feedback appreciated, let me know what you think, and suggestions are welcome. I'll give this an update or 2 depending on the feedback. 

This is my first "FINISHED" game. The others on my page are WIP's

Thanks!