Bottomless Pit Supervisor

Zeno's Ventures LLC is an equal opportunity employer dedicated to pushing the boundaries of reality. We welcome applicants of all backgrounds, whether you actually read the job posting, or if you believe infinity is just, like, "a concept, man", or even if you just got lost and wandered in.

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Applicants who include a photo of themselves staring meaningfully into a hole will receive priority consideration.

Disclaimer: Zeno's Ventures LLC is not liable for employees who stumble while attempting to measure the pit’s depth.