Bright Lord achievements

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.