Bright Lord achievements

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

Free is always a fair price.

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

Good. Very good...

You tried talking it through with Chloe...

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.

Chloe, I came to bargain...

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.