Bright Lord achievements

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

Good. Very good...

Free is always a fair price.

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.

If you want a queen... fuck her.

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.