Cheesos Christ!

Holy macaron and cheese - another PP game!
Created with the holy pocket-platformer from l0bster!

Press left/right to move, 
up or C to jump and read signs (highly recommended. Both.)
Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the messiah of a ball called the world.

In bethlehem born, in nazareth raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, carpentin', relaxin', all cool
And all walking on water outside of the school
When a couple of romans who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I turned water to wine and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Judaea"

This game features:

• Jesus (not to be confused with Cheesos)
• Cheesos (not to be confused with Jesus)
• Walk-on-the-water-Superpower!!
• A chat with god himself
• Snakes and ladders
• Reveal of the lost 11th and 12th commandment
• The tiny tower of Babel

Music by Andrew Sitkov