Colby Jack's Attack

Original Release Date: August 2014?

Once upon a time in the city of Des Moines, a young boy named Alex noticed all his classmates acting like they were under some kind of trance. He soon finds out the one responsible is not a scientist, hypnotist, or Hillary Clinton, but the mascot of Colby Jack's Pizzaria! With the power of a magic helmet and friendship, Alex embarks on a quest to rid the town of Colby Jack's evil reign!

This game was based on an earlier idea from 2007 that was sketched into a third grade journal of mine. It went under the name "Skill Test" and seemed to show an obstacle course directing Alex towards Chuck E Cheeses to stop some kind of evil plan or whatever. The appearance of the Commander Alex powerup and this "Kelsey" character were references to a very obscure public safety book written by my own mother. The book was called "Commander Alex: Booster Seat Boy Warrior", and I'll give you a cherry coke if you can find an online PDF of it. Another interesting tidbit is that my ex-girlfriend, Morgan, actually assisted in the level design.

This game never actually got released ever. It was supposed to be released in 2014, but I decided not to because I was afraid people would be confused on why this game's so different from all the others and that people would get the timeline confused. What an idiot I was.