A PTBO Game Jam 2017 submission

Alternative web version here if you're having trouble.

Theme: Alternative Facts

Movement: ASD / Arrow Keys

Jump: Space

Dash: Left Shift / Right Click

Move Teleport Cursor: Mouse

Teleport: Left Click

Xbox 360 controller tested for OSX Windows 10, not working for web.

The crafty reporters have created a new weapon: butterfly microphone drones! You play as Kellyanne Conway, professional question avoiding ninja. Avoid the questions for as long as you can.

Feedback greatly appreciated! Or, y'know brag about your high score or something.