Corn with Unicorn

It’s… hell knows what year in this godforsaken place. Unicorns and, especially, corns can’t even hold a pencil, so they can’t count days too. Because of that, everyone LITERALLY live for today. Well, what do you expect from creature that named their main city «Unicorn-land»? That’s, like, the most dumb and boring name on this fucking planet. However, this whole world mistake of gray, green and black rocks looks like unicorn’s puke. Yes, all these years they’ve been lying to us. Not all unicorns puke a rainbow. Only if you eat a couple of jelly beans, which are soaked in some psychoactive shit, in order to for just a little while fill gray days with paints and colors. And you know what? Just take some of these jelly beans, and don’t forget, YOU ARE NOT UNICORN!