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Cosmochoria

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Cosmochoria is a love letter to old-school action / arcade games like Asteroids, Sinistar, and Mario Bros. Cosmochoria is a mesmerizing way to kill hours: hopping between planets, unraveling forgotten mysteries, killing aliens & giant space monsters and planting mysterious seeds to sprout new life across a long-barren galaxy.

You play the role of a tiny pink naked cosmonaut who 'finds himself' in a distant galaxy. While no story is immediately apparent, consecutive games will begin to reveal some of the deeper mysteries surrounding the universe around you.

You are free to roam the galaxy in search of these secrets, or to remain on a single planet, establishing a home base to fight aliens and tend to your galactic garden.

Game Features:
  • So much Pew Pew Pew High Score arcade action.
  • Super secrety mystery STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS for unlockable braggeryness.
  • Plant seeds to sprout new plants, new plants give more seeds.
  • Grow plants to fill dead planets with your Love Juices.
  • Massive UltraNova Explosions Like from Contra III.
  • Build Towers like a construction BOSS.
  • Procedurally generated galaxy. Each game is unique like a snowflake.
  • Aliens poop crystals from their bums before they explode.
  • Spend said poop crystals at the upgrade shop to improve your abilities.
  • Radical interstellar screen sized boss fights.
  • Mini-Map Upgrade plots your cosmic journey.
  • Warping around the whole place like U really mean it.
  • Fresh electronic soundtrack by Ilkae, Zebra & Mantrakid.
  • Hand Crafted Vector illustration stylee.
  • Form Deeply Special Bonds with Secret Cartoon Animal Pets.
  • Befriend an old hermit alien at his wooden shack.
  • Discover hidden artifacts strewn across the galaxy.
  • Fire Bullets into a whole bunch of Bad Guy Faces.
  • Float NAKEDLY all over Outer Space!!
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Developer
Nate Schmold
Publisher
30/30
Age rating
Not rated
Website
http://www.cosmochoria.com

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS 10.7+
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Mac OS 10.9+
  • Processor: Intel i5+
  • Graphics: 2 GB+ NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
  • Storage: 300 MB available space

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GT/s 4xx or Equivalent
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 7
  • Processor: 2 Ghz Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 Series or Higher
  • Storage: 300 MB available space

System requirements for Linux

Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended:
  • Graphics: 2 GB+ NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
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Last Modified: Sep 17, 2019

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Cosmochoria reviews and comments

Translated by
Microsoft from Russian
Simple but Pleasant arcade-Maximum entertainment in a short period of time. Your task, with running, jumping and flying with the help of 3 hemp, and with the help of the first button-to sow and build up the planet, improving their ecosystem and other properties, well, and reflect the invasion of various threats from space, from UFOS and asteroids, to the troops of strangers and giant Space Monsters. When the planet is sown and built up, you can fly farther and so on indefinitely. Some planets hide all sorts of secrets. The Game is stylish and fun-suitable for both children and blondes, and avid gamers.
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What to say on this planetary rogaliku?) Well, it's made on construct2, so forget about the screenshots in the steam. Here at the beginning of nothing is unclear, but good, there are hints. The protagonist, this Pink guy without pants (sic!) in a space helmet. Do not worry-those, as you pass will be able to find decent clothes. Well, more or less. We have to open the planets, plant them plants and try to find out what a terrible catastrophe befell the universe in the past. On Some of them you will be waiting for NPCS, adequate and not very (one of them will ask you to bring him "Kapuli"). At the beginning, in space is quite calm, however, after you open a couple of planets, will start all sorts of non-consumption, enemies climb out of all the cracks and the farther, the worse. This will make it much more difficult to further advance the story. Well, do not forget about the bosses that will gradually arise. The First three bosses are quite similar, but do not worry, it will be more fun. One good thing, with bosses not bad so falls game currency-crystals. Also, as you study, you will find different items that give different improvements or complications. But not everything is so simple-to activate them, you need not only to find the object, but also to carry it to the elder, who ala Decard Cain, will be the data of things to identify. If you were killed before you carried the thing to the False Cain, alas, you have to look for a new one. And Yes, since it's a bagel, you're dying definitively and irrevocably. You still Have open bonuses and the collected currency. Whenever you decide to start a new game, there will be a purchase menu, where you can upgrade your outfit or buy new weapons, for your Shalopai, for crystals. Over time, by the way, the game will start not from scratch, but with a pair of open planets, which accelerates the process a little. In General, the toy is fun, it is worth to pay tribute to the Stylistics and addict music, which fits well with what is happening. Of the cons-I had small ones. Problems, the game has flown several times (and you know, for the bagels it is so unpleasant). My Final score is 8 Qul of 10.
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