Cosmochoria achievements

The option placed before his eyes. You chose to fight. You chose to try.

See both the fire breather trying to heat up your heart, and the ice breather trying to break your smile apart.

Their bullets hit, your skin was bruised... but your weapons remained unused.

Through the fabric of the finest loom’s fruit, you’d charge your gun, jump, and then toot.

A sword was found and then returned. A ninja’s trust was rightly earned.

You found the one to whom 8 belonged. From behind a beard rewards were spawned.

The truth revealed, the story told. Not quite sure why he’s so darn old.

The stars spun dizzily through skies above. The soil beneath restored with love.

NeoGAF’s orbit became overrun fast. You nuked the thread with a megaton blast.

Encountered evil within three seeds, vanquished that evil without concede.

The rock creeped closer—impending fear. When the bombs went off: victory cheer.

Three planets to train you three more to inspire. And three more yet—it’s what the achievement requires.