Do Not Feed the Monkeys achievements

The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty.

Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

Very obedient and very helpful primates.