Do Not Feed the Monkeys achievements

The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty.

Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.

Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

Very obedient and very helpful primates.