Average Playtime: 4 hours

Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!

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Choose your route carefully and win the heart of a special girl or you might end up a level 30 wizard! Will you walk the path of a changed man or will your magical powers be unleashed? Inspired by the plights of members from various internet communities, will the outcome of this tale prove to be a fantasy or an all-too-famiiliar harsh reality?!
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  • OS: Windows XP and up
  • Memory: 256 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c capable gpu
  • Storage: 150 MB available space
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Last Modified: Aug 28, 2019

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King Chad T.C.
All girls you meet fall for you!
Rejected by girls so much that your magical power is limitless!
Lvl30 Wizard
No girls, but at least you have magic!
Charm a girl with ease.
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Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! reviews and comments

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Microsoft from Deutsch
12 Minutes of Play and I almost had to kick!!! Start over again and again and the same!!! Definitely no Long-term Motivation!!! Not really good Game!!! Would Have expected more!!!
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Microsoft from French
This is from the ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥. ♥ ♥ ♥! :) forget this game! It is bad as well visually as scriptically! It smells like the buttonhole Virgin full nose that was pissing an afternoon and who to start to draw you a virtual life which he dreams... And he laid you this ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 0/10 ♥ ♥
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Microsoft from Italian
I imagine how many of you rightly do not feel tempted to throw ourselves a euro in the game, and that's why I packed this video, so maybe, you'll discover to be the game of your life! Anyway... TETTEEEEEEEE!!!!! xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIplM-CbUY
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Microsoft from Spain
An interesting game, simple, and entertaining, good soundtrack but it is very short, if you have good mastery of English, time and this reduced buy, but little evenings in pasartelo you laugh with comments like "Well at least you have a number but other than the Mama "xD contains No explicit content or anything, if you're looking for is not your game
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Microsoft from Deutsch
Just Don't be too nerdy, otherwise you will die lonely and as an eternal Virgin! For example, you can summarize this Game in one Sentence. Well... What should I say about this Game? It's a Dating Simulator and in this Genre you should never take the Plot and Dialogues too seriously. If you follow this Advice, you'll find a fun Trash Game here that lets you have a Lot of Fun. Due to the different Choices, you come across different Ends here, which is why it is quite worth playing the Game more than once. Since the individual Passes are not very long, this is the ideal Game for "sometimes in between" https://youtu.be/hv1wiJUHGt4
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Microsoft from French
This Visual story is too bad to be recommendable. First of all, it is possible to get the three ends (the end with Lia, the end with Ellie, and the bad end) in less than half an hour. Then there is little music and they are very ordinary. The graphics are passable, whatever Lia and Ellie are cute. The scenario is very bad and our protagonist is, I dare say, a jerk. The only characters that are (relatively) interesting are Lia and Ellie. Also, it is possible to increase stats according to certain choices: charisma, intelligence and force, but nothing indicates that two of them are needed to get the right endings. The force for Lia, the intelligence for Ellie. Finally, it is impossible to play in full screen and, at the beginning, we can give a name to our protag. If we do not enter anything, we can continue the game, but dialogues are then missing...
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