Don't Die! Douche!
About
Charge your way through 5 fever-dream induced worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!
...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!
This uncompromising platformer has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!
...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!
This uncompromising platformer has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!
- Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody
- Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)
- Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?
- Not at all annoying soundtrack
- Bugs? No! Think of them more like abstract features!
System requirements for PC
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7 or newer
- Processor: Intel Core i3 M380
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 4000
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1500 MB available space