Don't Drink And Jump

Walther needs his booze. A lot. And your job is to help him achieve that very important goal.

But with each subsequent glass he gets more and more drunk, and his motor functions decrease in accuracy. But what fun would randomness be - the game purposefully selects the delay for each frame of user input (pressing or releasing a button) that leads to the worst outcome.

Unexplained controls:
· Press ESC to exit the game
· Press M to mute the music
· Press 1 to go to level 1, etc, up to 9 to go to level 9